Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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