he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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