No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
even my farts smell like vagina
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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