Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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