I bet he comes in French.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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