you guys were way drunker than both of me
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
tell me about the fingering
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