If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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