I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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