We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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