We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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