just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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