i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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