yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You are the jesus of drinking
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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