actually, I'm a sock model
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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