I just saw a hot homeless man
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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