butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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