...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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