names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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