he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
if i died would you start the facebook group?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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