We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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