I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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