Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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