somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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