Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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