your room smells of hookers.
And success
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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