yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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