Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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