physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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