you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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