I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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