doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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