let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
sex in a hospital.. check
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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