So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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