he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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