that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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