He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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