You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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