Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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