i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I just want to make out with him forever
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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