I love watching others lives come down to our level.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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