Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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