at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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