it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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