drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
we're making bets on your personal life
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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