People in love make me want to vomit
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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