im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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