Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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