going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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