i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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