Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm just crazy horny about you
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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