my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
How's work?
Spinning.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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