i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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