You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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