You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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