oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
