guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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