i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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