I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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