he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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