C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
they need to just BURY HIM!
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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