We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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